New Lies, False Promises, & Bribes
Offering Sophie Jordan's ARC as a bribe was a fabulous success and got my Facebook author page off to a flying start. So what can I do for a follow up? Like my Facebook page, please. And my grateful heart will offer the following rewards.
- I will mow your lawn, but you have to supply the lawn mower and I have a thing for BIG machinery. Like this. It gets the job done faster.
- Enter my contest for an all expenses paid vacation on the beautiful island of Bali where you may experience spiritual awakening and hook up with a hot Brazilian.
Must be a resident of the planet Mars to win
- Are you convinced yet? Enough to Like me? No?
All right, all right. In a month, on July 26th The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton will be published. I don't have printed advance reader copies, but I do have access to electronic ARCs that can be downloaded and read on your e-reader or computer.
Warning: electronic ARCs must be read by publication day. They no longer work after midnight on July 25th. I'm not sure what happens then. Maybe they explode or perhaps (and I really hope this is true) they turn into pumpkins.
So this is the deal. I'll give away two copies to commenters (include your email address) or enter here. If you win the drawing, but you don't have an e-reader, or prefer to read in print, you may select one of my other books as your prize. Just state your preference in your comment. And be sure to stop by again in a week. I'm off to the RWA conference which means I'll come home with tons of books. And I'm ready the share the LOOT with you.
And then, most important, Like me on Facebook if you haven't already done so.
Contest ends July 1, 2011. Open to residents of USA and Canada only. Void where prohibited. You do not have to Like me on Facebook to enter but c'mon, how hard is it? And really, I'm quite nice.
- I will mow your lawn, but you have to supply the lawn mower and I have a thing for BIG machinery. Like this. It gets the job done faster.
Must be a resident of the planet Mars to win
- Are you convinced yet? Enough to Like me? No?All right, all right. In a month, on July 26th The Amorous Education of Celia Seaton will be published. I don't have printed advance reader copies, but I do have access to electronic ARCs that can be downloaded and read on your e-reader or computer.
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| eARC after midnight on July 25th |
So this is the deal. I'll give away two copies to commenters (include your email address) or enter here. If you win the drawing, but you don't have an e-reader, or prefer to read in print, you may select one of my other books as your prize. Just state your preference in your comment. And be sure to stop by again in a week. I'm off to the RWA conference which means I'll come home with tons of books. And I'm ready the share the LOOT with you.
And then, most important, Like me on Facebook if you haven't already done so.
Contest ends July 1, 2011. Open to residents of USA and Canada only. Void where prohibited. You do not have to Like me on Facebook to enter but c'mon, how hard is it? And really, I'm quite nice.









